an Amazon-leveling-system parody for your Bluesky SimCluster: real followersCount, ranked against your own mutuals, cut into deciles — S1 (Intern) to S10 (VP of the Timeline). the number is real. the bureaucracy is fake. probably.
reads Bluesky's public graph in your browser — no login.
doc reviews (mutuals)
coffee pot panics
self-nominations (posts)
field notes · my time in the simcluster, part one
where this cluster's accounts land, S1 → S10 · your bar is outlined